i hide. you seek.

Listening to: Westlife - Unbreakable
Mood: WAS elated.

once there was a hunter by the name of Bill Lee. but he decided to turn into a good person and not kill anymore. however, every now and then he would find himself itching to hunt and would lovingly hold his rifle and sit by the fireplace reminiscing of his adventures.

One night, Bill could not take it anymore. he went out, took his gun and went out hunting in the forest. the following day, the ranger found him, dead. the autopsy showed that Bill Lee fought over himself so much over the temptation that he did not notice a goat behind him. the goat rammed into his chest which instantly killed him. he was buried with the words:
Here lies Bill Lee, the Goat
Hunter

THE END.


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one day, someone read this post and found that somebody asked for the asshole to be spotted. someone looked and looked but could not find the asshole, so somebody went and pointed out to him, "it's there asshole!". someone thought somebody just made fun of him and took Bill Lee's gun and shot somebody down. so someone got caught and everybody was against him for shooting somebody.
but nobody thought that someone was not guilty because nobody doesn't really like somebody so much and was glad that someone got rid of somebody. hence everybody filed a criminal suit against someone to show nobody just how wrong it was for someone to shoot somebody.
now everybody thought nobody will do anything so they all started filing lawsuits that someone got fed up and told everybody that somebody was right that there is an asshole in the post it's just that nobody sees it because everybody is ignorant of everything. that's why everything hides what nobody sees because someone knows everything should not be taken for granted just as how everybody does.